Podiatrist to the resccue

I went to the pod or ped doctor today and he cut a wart out of my little baby toe. I said, "gross!" when I saw the hunk of flesh he cut out of me and he replied, "it's your foot!" He was pretty cool. Now I have to wear a stupid bootie on my footie for however long it takes to heal. I asked him if I really had to wear it and he said that I live in a free country and left it at that. He seemed pretty young, but he took the M-cat when Lyndon and I were about seven years old. He has eight kids too! I guess Lyndon and I can have seven and still survive med school like him, not that were going to have them all while he's in med school.