Thoughts On Aging
- The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress.
- You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started.
- You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.
- The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
- Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news: the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.
- It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
- You know you're getting old when you stop buying green bananas.
- Last Will and Testament: Being of sound mind, I spent all my money.
- When you lean over to pick something up off the floor, you ask yourself if there is anything else you need to do while you are down there.
- You find yourself in the middle of the stairway, and you can't remember if you were downstairs going up or upstairs going down.
(I'll add one of my own:
You are posting dumb jokes on a blog because you are up at 4:30 a.m. and can't think of anything better to do!!)
Dad
7 comments:
I like the green bananas one!
where are you? Woke at 6:30 and you were gone
Well, I have to say that almost every single one of those could apply to being pregnant too.
Don't worry, you aren't old until you retire. :)
4:30 would be my least favorite time to be awake.
Nothing better to do?!! How about sleep!!!
I think I inherited insomnia from you!!!!
(ps spell check is not working so no one mock!!)
I think you do better without spell check, Missy!:)
Those are funny! I agree with Abby-- you can apply all of those things to pregnancy as well.
I must be there. I can relate to all of those--especially the one about having the morning after feeling and you didn't do anything the night before!
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