3/31/2006
Tell me about
your worst kiss. Not your first kiss. Not the person you most regret kissing. The kiss itself that goes down in your memory as the one you want back, the one you wish didn't happed. Did you get kissed in front of someone you wished you were kissing instead? Did you have a mouth full of peanut butter? Did he? No names need be mentioned. Explain the situation. What made it so bad?
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Hmmmmmm. Let's see.... I was a missionary. Yes. It was 10 years ago this fall. I was at a ward activity and a really drunk fat guy came right up to me and kissed me on both cheeks-- big wet yucky besitos. My comp was laughing her head off and I didn't have a clue what the guy was saying to me because a drunk Malagueno is probably impossible to understand even if you are a native Spaniard.
I am sure that THIS kind of kiss isn't the one that you are looking for me to describe, but it's the only disgusting or regretable one I have ever had-- thank heavens it wasn't on the lips!!
Greatgrandpa Green (Bill) got a wife once. Her name was I think, Thelma or Zelma. I was the only relative (the newest one) who didn't understand how much everyone was upset about the marriage. Well, once they were at Grandma and Grandpa Green's house. We came to visit and as we reached out to hug them she licked her lips and planted a big sloppy kis on my cheek, too near to my lips for comfort. No, I didn't turn and start coughing and spitting. I just smiled and sat down, I think I remember keeping my lips tightly closed for a while, though.
These both count. Very good! Very good.
Instead of erasing one, can I just take back a bunch? There once was a boy I kissed a few too many times. In fact, I could have been using those kisses for other people--can I transfer? No matter, it's water under the bridge (or saliva under the...gross)
Ok Abby, but what made him such a rotten person to kiss? Hmm? Entertain us a little.
In fourth grade in Mrs. Erbaugh's (sp?) class, we would always give her a hug as she held the door open for us to come in from recess. One day, I was not thinking and reached up to give her a kiss on the cheek. She thought I was so nice, but as I walked away and realized what I had done, I started to spit and feel really embarrassed in front of all the other kids. Then after I spit, I felt bad for the teacher because I didn't want her to think that I was being rude!
I also want to take back some kisses too, ones that at the time I didn't consider gross, but boy do I think they are now!!! They'd have to be from R.M., M.C., and P.H. (those are their initials by the way) you can guess who they are.
Ha ha! You kissed the teacher! Anyway, that's a great story.
I am going to guess that the initials mean:
Return Missionaries
Mark Crandall
Philo Herbertson
and I wouldn't admit to kissing any of them either. Way to go.
You guys crack me up. That is so funny you kissed your teacher, Missy! Ha ha! At least it wasn't Mrs. Terrel (sp?). Teachers couldn't give hugs now days!
I had an experience kind of like julie's. I was just standing at my locker one day Junior year of high school and some creepy senior was walking by leaned over and kissed me on my cheek. I was soooo shocked I didn't do anything but stare at him as he walked by. After I started thinking again I realized I should have punched him but it was too late by then.
Too bad Richard doesn't blog? Then he could tell us about his girrrrlllfriend.
Ha, ha! Mike one was a returned missionary, but lucky for me the rest of your guesses are wrong. Mark Crandall? Yuck!! He may be a nice boy, but nice nice enough to kiss, but he may have been a better option than the others....nah never mind.
p.s. I don't think Richy boy regrets his kiss(es)....yet.
You kissed your little brother?! YUCK!
uh, nobody said nuthin' about kissin' brothers.
Really amazing! Useful information. All the best.
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